SONGS of CHAOS
From Cry Chaos and Let Slip the Dogs of Tyranny and provided for your entertainment. Jack Chase reserves no rights to these lyrics, and you are therefore free to use them in any manner you choose.
"Woke-Scam Blues" is based on "Lovesick Blues," a century-old song that was popularized by Hank Williams in the late 1940s. "Mean Old Teleprompter Blues" is based on "Cocaine Blues," a song that has been recorded many times by many artists, perhaps most popularly by Johnny Cash. "Cocaine Blues" is lyrically based on "Little Sadie," a traditional folk song that first appeared at the turn of the 20th Century.
Woke-Scam Blues
…I got a feelin’ called the blues, oh Lord
Ever since this woke scam broke
I’m about to get canceled
Doesn’t matter what I do, oh Lord
You can kiss your freedoms good-bye
Your vote don’t count so why try
They’ll tax more, they’ll spend more
They’ll trigger more inflation
Lord, I hate to hear them say they want to go glo-o-obal
That’s their socialist dream
I hate to think it’s all over
My country’s lost it seems
We’ve got to beat this scam somehow
Lord, let’s impeach that teleprompter now
I say, Let’s go Brandon
I’ve got the woke-scam blues
Well, I’m in love, I’m in love with America’s Dream
They want to take it from me
Well, I’m in love, I’m in love with America’s Dream
Won’t let them steal it from me
Lord, I tried and I tried to deal with all their lies
But what a price to pay
So now that I am canceled
This is all I can say
…I got a feelin’ called the blues, oh Lord
Ever since this woke scam broke
I’m about to get canceled
Doesn’t matter what I do, oh Lord
You can kiss your freedoms good-bye
Your vote don’t count so why try
They’ll tax more, they’ll spend more
They’ll trigger more inflation
Lord, I hate to hear them say they want to go glo-o-obal
That’s their socialist dream
I hate to think it’s all over
My country’s lost it seems
We’ve got to beat this scam somehow
Lord, let’s impeach that teleprompter now
I say, Let’s go Brandon
I’ve got the woke-scam blues
Mean Old Teleprompter Blues
Thinkin’ about what was bummin’ this town
That woke teleprompter tryin’ to take our country down
When a bold plan popped into my head
Steal that teleprompter, hide it under my bed
Got up next mornin’ thought this would be fun
Grabbed that teleprompter and away I run
Had a good plan but I was too slow
They caught up with me just outside of El Paso
Shut in my jail cell with time to kill
In walks the po-lice from Capitol Hill
They sent word back the prompter had been found
Said you dirty thief you shut the White House down
You left Joe Biden with nothin’ to read
Without that old prompter there’s no way he can lead
He shuffles and scowls and looks quite ill
He’s under medication from his doctor Jill
They slapped me in leg irons and they took me back
They said by the way don’t expect any slack
Said a guy like you won’t get no bail
You’ll just get solitary in the DC jail
Lyin’ around locked in solitary
When I get bad news from my attorney
You can forget all the plans we made
You just drew a judge known as Honest Abe
Couldn’t believe how bad was my luck
A DC jury and a hangin’ judge
Thought one cute juror would save my day
But then she shot me the finger and turned away
The jury went out, and they came back late
They were all smiles, so I thought I would skate
But, oh no, they found I was guilty
Said, Judge, please lock him up and throw away the key
The judge he smiled as he looked up at me
Not a man known for his mercy
Twenty-five years – no parole
That’s an awful long time in a federal hole
Come on you folks don’t feel sorry for me
2024 I’ll be pardoned and free