SONGS of CHAOS

From Cry Chaos and Let Slip the Dogs of Tyranny and provided for your entertainment. Jack Chase reserves no rights to these lyrics, and you are therefore free to use them in any manner you choose.

"Woke-Scam Blues" is based on "Lovesick Blues," a century-old song that was popularized by Hank Williams in the late 1940s. "Mean Old Teleprompter Blues" is based on "Cocaine Blues," a song that has been recorded many times by many artists, perhaps most popularly by Johnny Cash. "Cocaine Blues" is lyrically based on "Little Sadie," a traditional folk song that first appeared at the turn of the 20th Century.

Woke-Scam Blues

…I got a feelin’ called the blues, oh Lord

Ever since this woke scam broke

I’m about to get canceled

Doesn’t matter what I do, oh Lord

 

You can kiss your freedoms good-bye

Your vote don’t count so why try

They’ll tax more, they’ll spend more

They’ll trigger more inflation

Lord, I hate to hear them say they want to go glo-o-obal

 

That’s their socialist dream

I hate to think it’s all over

My country’s lost it seems

We’ve got to beat this scam somehow

Lord, let’s impeach that teleprompter now

I say, Let’s go Brandon

I’ve got the woke-scam blues

 

Well, I’m in love, I’m in love with America’s Dream

They want to take it from me

Well, I’m in love, I’m in love with America’s Dream

Won’t let them steal it from me

Lord, I tried and I tried to deal with all their lies

But what a price to pay

So now that I am canceled

This is all I can say

 

…I got a feelin’ called the blues, oh Lord

Ever since this woke scam broke

I’m about to get canceled

Doesn’t matter what I do, oh Lord

 

You can kiss your freedoms good-bye

Your vote don’t count so why try

They’ll tax more, they’ll spend more

They’ll trigger more inflation

Lord, I hate to hear them say they want to go glo-o-obal

 

That’s their socialist dream

I hate to think it’s all over

My country’s lost it seems

We’ve got to beat this scam somehow

Lord, let’s impeach that teleprompter now

I say, Let’s go Brandon

I’ve got the woke-scam blues

Mean Old Teleprompter Blues

Thinkin’ about what was bummin’ this town

That woke teleprompter tryin’ to take our country down

When a bold plan popped into my head

Steal that teleprompter, hide it under my bed

 

Got up next mornin’ thought this would be fun

Grabbed that teleprompter and away I run

Had a good plan but I was too slow

They caught up with me just outside of El Paso

 

Shut in my jail cell with time to kill

In walks the po-lice from Capitol Hill

They sent word back the prompter had been found

Said you dirty thief you shut the White House down

 

You left Joe Biden with nothin’ to read

Without that old prompter there’s no way he can lead

He shuffles and scowls and looks quite ill

He’s under medication from his doctor Jill

 

They slapped me in leg irons and they took me back

They said by the way don’t expect any slack

Said a guy like you won’t get no bail

You’ll just get solitary in the DC jail

 

Lyin’ around locked in solitary

When I get bad news from my attorney

You can forget all the plans we made

You just drew a judge known as Honest Abe

 

Couldn’t believe how bad was my luck

A DC jury and a hangin’ judge

Thought one cute juror would save my day

But then she shot me the finger and turned away

 

The jury went out, and they came back late

They were all smiles, so I thought I would skate

But, oh no, they found I was guilty

Said, Judge, please lock him up and throw away the key

 

The judge he smiled as he looked up at me

Not a man known for his mercy

Twenty-five years – no parole

That’s an awful long time in a federal hole

 

Come on you folks don’t feel sorry for me

2024 I’ll be pardoned and free